9 Red Flags That Prove You’re a Complete Idiot

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The Blame Game Champion

If you're the reigning champion of blaming everyone but yourself,  consider it a red flag. Embrace accountability; it's the superpower that  turns idiots into heroes.

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Missing the Obvious

Are you the Sherlock Holmes of missing the obvious? If you find yourself  asking where your keys are while holding them, it might be time to  sharpen those observation skills.

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Serial Procrastinator Alert

Procrastination is an art, but if you've mastered the art of doing  nothing, it's a red flag. Break free from the procrastination shackles  and unleash the productive genius within.

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Technology Amnesia

If your smartphone is smarter than you, it's time to pay attention.  Forgetting passwords, losing your phone daily – these are not signs of a  tech-savvy genius.

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Social Media Overlord

Are you the ruler of a kingdom with a population of memes? If your  social media game is stronger than your real-life connections, it's a  red flag to log out and look up.

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DIY Disaster Artist

The DIY world is a battlefield, and if your projects resemble a  post-apocalyptic landscape, take heed. A complete idiot learns from  every mistake; a genius learns from others' DIY disasters.

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Thriving in Drama Central

If your life resembles a soap opera, and you're the star of every  episode, it's a red flag. Drama might be entertaining on TV, but in real  life, it's a sign to rewrite the script.

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Master of Unintentional Insults

If your compliments sound like insults and your jokes leave an awkward  silence, it's time to check your humor compass. A complete idiot  believes humor should come with a decoder ring.

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Constantly Lost Navigator

If getting lost is your second nature, you might be waving a red flag.  GPS is not a suggestion; it's a lifeline for those with a directional  disability.

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